John French
Author and Musician
Good to see you again
18/11/24 18:07
I bought a new monitor while playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard. I can tell you about it:
It's the same resolution as my old one (4K), but it's physically bigger so that I can see the stuff on it a little better without my glasses on (a few years ago, that wasn't an issue). It's a VA panel so it has more vibrant contrast than the IPS panel it replaces, but that contrast gets wonky when you look at pixels at steep angles. To fight this flaw it is curved so that all the pixels are more-or-less pointed at my face when I'm using it. It has a higher refresh rate too, which is nice for a sense of fluidity and let me enjoy a few more frames for every second of gameplay.
It made no difference to how much I enjoyed the game.
Veilguard invites you to be part of a story full of bombast and big ideas, all competently and extravagantly delivered on-screen. As a game it is easy to learn and smooth to play; as a world it is charming, if mildly tedious, to explore. The palette of villains (some old, some new) are enticing, and requisite-for-the-genre companions are broadly likable, each loaded with a unique variety of baggage and personalities all their own. It has been a decade since we last saw a new on-screen adventure set in Thedas and going back is a most welcome excursion.
Veilguard picks up several years after the concluding events of Dragon Age: Inquisition, and while it includes quite a number of returning references and faces from that game's era, many are left behind for better or worse to make way for a new band of well-resourced misfits become their own region's heroes. Tonally it is a little brighter than previous adventures, but not so much as to be unrecognizable, and it does readily descend to grim depths as the plot demands.
Mechanically-speaking, Veilguard is focused and distinctive, giving you a straightforward but highly nuanced way to define your character's growth from disoriented and confused Level 1 Peasant to emotionally damaged and pissed-off Level 48 Demonshredder. I think it actually provides the most competent example of this RPG progression staple to come out under the BioWare name for a long, long time.
I'm not overly fond of Veilguard's Hobbit-esque aesthetic flavor; I think the tone of the game would have been better served by something more grounded. It didn't stop me enjoying the story, but I got the facial proportions 'wrong' (as in, out of line with the rest of the characters) in the character creator a few times. A word to the adventurous: exaggerate your eye, brow, eyebrow, nose, and cheek spacing/qualities at least a little bit. The rest will work out.
Without spoilers: I will both commend BioWare for braving new social territory in their role-playing games, and criticize them for their exploration being too anachronistic. The specifics felt forced in-situ and I am positive they could have found a way to explore the ideas which may have been a bit subtler, but more natural to the residents of Thedas. I hope they try again, and more cohesively, with their next project.
Now, back to the vibe: This is big, swashbuckle-y storytelling, not a subtle tale of intrigue and hard choices. While it is by far at its strongest with bombastic set-pieces, Veilguard does occasionally show an ability to cherish the quiet moments, and these remain my favorite parts of the game. It accomplishes the trademark BioWare feel, and is easily among the best-executed of the studio's catalog. It is, in the most fanciful sense, a role-playing game.
In the context of a computer/video game there are two versions of what the "role playing" part of the term means:
The first is primarily mechanical: You, the player, use complex, interlocking systems to map your imaginative will upon the game world. If you care to, you may maintain a fiction about your character in your head to ground the actions you take within the game world. This is, loosely, how I would categorize the likes of Skyrim or Baldur's Gate 3. Games in this model prize improvisation before everything else.
The second version is primarily imaginative. You, the player, put yourself into the head of a character in this world and use its characters, quests, narrative choices, and conversations to take part in a fantastical story. This is more how I would describe most BioWare games and titles from CD Projekt Red. Games in this model prize active, "on-screen" storytelling and narrative complexity above all else.
Veilguard fits in that second group almost gleefully, and that is, I think, going to remain a point of consternation for anybody comparing it to more improvisational games. As I've gotten older (and my eyesight slightly worse), I've increasingly hoped for games to add new layers of improvised responsiveness and flexibility, letting me poke and prod their worlds in hope that the game might notice and poke me back for once. Instead, much like this new monitor, this game is really just bigger, shinier, and modestly more polished (but not really any more nuanced) than what I've had before.
And that's fine. I can find flaws with it or point to places where I'd hope for more nuance or depth, but I unreservedly enjoyed it. There's nothing wrong with iterating on an idea as long as the execution is good, and Veilguard is rather good where it counts.
It's the same resolution as my old one (4K), but it's physically bigger so that I can see the stuff on it a little better without my glasses on (a few years ago, that wasn't an issue). It's a VA panel so it has more vibrant contrast than the IPS panel it replaces, but that contrast gets wonky when you look at pixels at steep angles. To fight this flaw it is curved so that all the pixels are more-or-less pointed at my face when I'm using it. It has a higher refresh rate too, which is nice for a sense of fluidity and let me enjoy a few more frames for every second of gameplay.
It made no difference to how much I enjoyed the game.
Veilguard invites you to be part of a story full of bombast and big ideas, all competently and extravagantly delivered on-screen. As a game it is easy to learn and smooth to play; as a world it is charming, if mildly tedious, to explore. The palette of villains (some old, some new) are enticing, and requisite-for-the-genre companions are broadly likable, each loaded with a unique variety of baggage and personalities all their own. It has been a decade since we last saw a new on-screen adventure set in Thedas and going back is a most welcome excursion.
Veilguard picks up several years after the concluding events of Dragon Age: Inquisition, and while it includes quite a number of returning references and faces from that game's era, many are left behind for better or worse to make way for a new band of well-resourced misfits become their own region's heroes. Tonally it is a little brighter than previous adventures, but not so much as to be unrecognizable, and it does readily descend to grim depths as the plot demands.
Mechanically-speaking, Veilguard is focused and distinctive, giving you a straightforward but highly nuanced way to define your character's growth from disoriented and confused Level 1 Peasant to emotionally damaged and pissed-off Level 48 Demonshredder. I think it actually provides the most competent example of this RPG progression staple to come out under the BioWare name for a long, long time.
I'm not overly fond of Veilguard's Hobbit-esque aesthetic flavor; I think the tone of the game would have been better served by something more grounded. It didn't stop me enjoying the story, but I got the facial proportions 'wrong' (as in, out of line with the rest of the characters) in the character creator a few times. A word to the adventurous: exaggerate your eye, brow, eyebrow, nose, and cheek spacing/qualities at least a little bit. The rest will work out.
Without spoilers: I will both commend BioWare for braving new social territory in their role-playing games, and criticize them for their exploration being too anachronistic. The specifics felt forced in-situ and I am positive they could have found a way to explore the ideas which may have been a bit subtler, but more natural to the residents of Thedas. I hope they try again, and more cohesively, with their next project.
Now, back to the vibe: This is big, swashbuckle-y storytelling, not a subtle tale of intrigue and hard choices. While it is by far at its strongest with bombastic set-pieces, Veilguard does occasionally show an ability to cherish the quiet moments, and these remain my favorite parts of the game. It accomplishes the trademark BioWare feel, and is easily among the best-executed of the studio's catalog. It is, in the most fanciful sense, a role-playing game.
In the context of a computer/video game there are two versions of what the "role playing" part of the term means:
The first is primarily mechanical: You, the player, use complex, interlocking systems to map your imaginative will upon the game world. If you care to, you may maintain a fiction about your character in your head to ground the actions you take within the game world. This is, loosely, how I would categorize the likes of Skyrim or Baldur's Gate 3. Games in this model prize improvisation before everything else.
The second version is primarily imaginative. You, the player, put yourself into the head of a character in this world and use its characters, quests, narrative choices, and conversations to take part in a fantastical story. This is more how I would describe most BioWare games and titles from CD Projekt Red. Games in this model prize active, "on-screen" storytelling and narrative complexity above all else.
Veilguard fits in that second group almost gleefully, and that is, I think, going to remain a point of consternation for anybody comparing it to more improvisational games. As I've gotten older (and my eyesight slightly worse), I've increasingly hoped for games to add new layers of improvised responsiveness and flexibility, letting me poke and prod their worlds in hope that the game might notice and poke me back for once. Instead, much like this new monitor, this game is really just bigger, shinier, and modestly more polished (but not really any more nuanced) than what I've had before.
And that's fine. I can find flaws with it or point to places where I'd hope for more nuance or depth, but I unreservedly enjoyed it. There's nothing wrong with iterating on an idea as long as the execution is good, and Veilguard is rather good where it counts.
Regulations
14/11/24 22:51
ARS TECHNICA: EU fines Meta €800 million for breaking law with Marketplace
The commentariat's reaction to articles about EU-issed corporate fines on Ars Technica is interesting. Usually these articles elicit an extremely vocal response from people who struggle with the premise of lives being of greater importance than livelihoods. This is always a little bit surprising to me. To my way of thinking, civilization exists to attain higher levels of capability, as to better indulge in culture, comforts, pursuits of passion and family. Making money is a vehicle to those goals, not an end-goal by itself.
To this way of thinking, businesses are self-interested distractions from anything that really matters. This does not make them useless; having a self-interested collection of motivated people working together can be extremely useful. The question, however, is useful to whom; to a business, its people are useful for making money, and any wider good or bad that comes of that is a byproduct. A business would happily be left to its own money-making devices. Some governments view the money-making as a carrot, their regulatory tools as a stick, and the good that comes from business' products and services as the desired goal. By and large this sentiment has taken root in the last hundred years as American-style capitalism. European-style capitalism bears a resemblance, but has just enough of a different flavor to baffle those not used to seeing it.
The fallacy of unchecked capitalistic drive is that corporations will constantly attempt to grow at the expense of all competitors. In the 'mid game' stage this can definitely be desirable as it encourages innovative progress from a field of direct competitors; when previously-luxurious standards become the new table stakes in a given domain, the status quo is better for everyone. The problem comes in during the late-game stage, where competitors have either merged or been killed off leaving a few fat players (or just one) with a stable dynamic that rarely grows forward. Occasionally you get a late-game stage where the fat players are so fat that a successful and lucky upstart can upset the whole table - see SpaceX. More often the fat players just remain fat indefinitely - see every major ISP in the US.
Good regulation seeks to prevent any one market from staying in the late-game too long before being pushed back into the mid-game. This can be done by prioritizing either the small competitor (equitable support of smaller business' selfish priorities) or by prioritizing the consumer (equal support of no business' selfish priorities). The EU seems content to use both methods. It would do the US some good to take notes.
The commentariat's reaction to articles about EU-issed corporate fines on Ars Technica is interesting. Usually these articles elicit an extremely vocal response from people who struggle with the premise of lives being of greater importance than livelihoods. This is always a little bit surprising to me. To my way of thinking, civilization exists to attain higher levels of capability, as to better indulge in culture, comforts, pursuits of passion and family. Making money is a vehicle to those goals, not an end-goal by itself.
To this way of thinking, businesses are self-interested distractions from anything that really matters. This does not make them useless; having a self-interested collection of motivated people working together can be extremely useful. The question, however, is useful to whom; to a business, its people are useful for making money, and any wider good or bad that comes of that is a byproduct. A business would happily be left to its own money-making devices. Some governments view the money-making as a carrot, their regulatory tools as a stick, and the good that comes from business' products and services as the desired goal. By and large this sentiment has taken root in the last hundred years as American-style capitalism. European-style capitalism bears a resemblance, but has just enough of a different flavor to baffle those not used to seeing it.
The fallacy of unchecked capitalistic drive is that corporations will constantly attempt to grow at the expense of all competitors. In the 'mid game' stage this can definitely be desirable as it encourages innovative progress from a field of direct competitors; when previously-luxurious standards become the new table stakes in a given domain, the status quo is better for everyone. The problem comes in during the late-game stage, where competitors have either merged or been killed off leaving a few fat players (or just one) with a stable dynamic that rarely grows forward. Occasionally you get a late-game stage where the fat players are so fat that a successful and lucky upstart can upset the whole table - see SpaceX. More often the fat players just remain fat indefinitely - see every major ISP in the US.
Good regulation seeks to prevent any one market from staying in the late-game too long before being pushed back into the mid-game. This can be done by prioritizing either the small competitor (equitable support of smaller business' selfish priorities) or by prioritizing the consumer (equal support of no business' selfish priorities). The EU seems content to use both methods. It would do the US some good to take notes.
The Piano Saga
31/03/24 20:42
Two months ago I was struck by a peculiar realization: My experience with making music for almost all of the last fifteen years has been through a laptop.
There's nothing wrong with this. There's an enormous world of music production hardware and software, an awful lot of which is highly accessible to anybody with a moderately powerful laptop, decent set of headphones, and bit of regular disposable income. Endless sonic exploration and construction can fit in a backpack. Digital audio workstation software such as Cubase, Logic, and Studio One are incredible environments for translating the sound in your head into complex compositions that can be refined and tweaked and arranged until you fall asleep over the keyboard at three in the morning, that one not-quite-catchy-enough section stuck in your thoughts.
But while fitting all that in your bag and being able to make music wherever life takes you is a gratifying reassurance, especially in your nomadic years, it had a very particular consequence for my relationship with music: I was spending so much of my "music time" on crafting a better tune, rather than intuitively inventing one. The tools themselves provided so much detail and precision that I was barely spending any time on actually composing music, and spending a heck of a lot more on arranging and shaping what I had put together. When you create and distribute your own work, you're responsible for not just composing and performing/programming it, but also mixing and mastering it, which are lengthy, iterative processes all their own. And now, with my time constrained by work, parenthood, and other hobbies (like making any progress on a third book), I was realistically having trouble even putting together one new piece of music a year, and most of that would be spent on refinement, not improvisation or discovery, which are much more fun.
I decided that this was not the relationship I wanted with music. When I was a kid, up through my teenage years, I was put through piano lessons across a few different teachers. Some of those relationships went better than others (thanks Marcos, sorry Sharon). I wasn't a great pianist, but the soulfulness of the instrument and a plentiful helping of music theory stuck with me. I decided having a piano in the house was the right move to make to rediscover the joy of simply being able to play, without any fiddling or friction.
My home is not large enough for a grand piano, even a small one. It just isn't (UK homes are small). An upright just about made sense - I trawled the Piano World forums for well-liked models. Despite much of the consensus being "Don't ask the internet, try it in person you idiot", there were a few modern models from different brands that seemed to be universally recommended. At the same time I saw some high regard for digital pianos, but having last meaningfully been exposed to the things more than ten years earlier, I was skeptical.
I made my way around a handful of showrooms, and tried out a number of instruments. I learned a couple things:
1) The acoustic upright pianos that I wanted to take home consistently cost 2-3x my budget. I took a real liking to Kawai's lineup (especially the K-200, what a delightfully complex tone) - there was a Danemann that I found pleasant as well. But I have little appetite for negotiating price on something like this, and that part of the experience left me less-than-excited.
2) Digital pianos have (mostly) evolved quite a lot since I last encountered them.
I sampled digital options from Yamaha, Kawai, and Roland. Nord, despite producing very interesting options, was out of the running as they didn't seem to provide the 'furniture appliance' experience, and no dealers within a sane range offered anything from Casio.
Here is my evaluation of the various options:
Yamaha's Clavinova line seemed nice at first glance, but this luster faded quickly. The keybeds were adequate, but the quality of the sample sets and cabinet speakers produced a distinctly artificial tone, a bit muffled at best, flat at worst. Together with controls that evoked a 2003 TV remote vibe, the experiences of the CLP-735 and CLP-745 were not great.
Kawai's 2024 CA series had some interesting quirks. The keybeds were terrific, and the newest sample sets were of a higher quality than what Yamaha had to offer. The cabinet speakers across their lineup ranged from "decent" to "actually rather good". The controls were nearly as clunky as those on the Yamaha offerings. I think if my search had ended there I might have ended up taking home a CA-401 and felt good about it.
But then it was over to Roland. The keybeds were nice, to my fingers maybe a slight step back from Kawai, and the controls seemed a little more intuitive to my eyes. The sound they produced had a distinct 'feel' from the other two brands; the reason for this is that when it comes to piano simulation, the other models available under £2000 rely on complex sample sets (essentially libraries of micro-recordings of real pianos that are triggered and combined in response to the player). Roland's options instead rely on a modeling approach, where the instrument synthesizes a custom piano tone that's tailored to your taste and space. With some easy tinkering it made the instrument feel alive, and that was very interesting.
(I should note that build quality was impeccable across all three manufacturers. When you're paying over a thousand pounds for an instrument you expect it to be well made, and nobody disappointed on this front.)
The emotional, calming delight of communing with an instrument is essential part of the musical experience, and finding it in a digital instrument surprised me. Ultimately I found it in three such digital instruments during my tour, and I took home the cheapest of them: a Roland HP704. The other two - a bigger, more expensive Roland LX model and a significantly more expensive Kawai - were both very nice, but I'd found my sweet spot.
Having lived with it for a little while now, I have notes for the fine people at Roland, but none of true consequence. It's well-made, feels great to play, and has made family and guests pause to indulge in its house-filling sound from even the most random noodling sessions. It can act as a top-notch MIDI controller for those times I want to bring out the laptop. But most of all, it's simply been fun to have a piano right there in the house, ready to bring a dull moment of the day to life with no notice at all. And sometimes I'll catch my kids opening it to dawdle on the black and whites completely unprompted. I can't ask for more than that.
There's nothing wrong with this. There's an enormous world of music production hardware and software, an awful lot of which is highly accessible to anybody with a moderately powerful laptop, decent set of headphones, and bit of regular disposable income. Endless sonic exploration and construction can fit in a backpack. Digital audio workstation software such as Cubase, Logic, and Studio One are incredible environments for translating the sound in your head into complex compositions that can be refined and tweaked and arranged until you fall asleep over the keyboard at three in the morning, that one not-quite-catchy-enough section stuck in your thoughts.
But while fitting all that in your bag and being able to make music wherever life takes you is a gratifying reassurance, especially in your nomadic years, it had a very particular consequence for my relationship with music: I was spending so much of my "music time" on crafting a better tune, rather than intuitively inventing one. The tools themselves provided so much detail and precision that I was barely spending any time on actually composing music, and spending a heck of a lot more on arranging and shaping what I had put together. When you create and distribute your own work, you're responsible for not just composing and performing/programming it, but also mixing and mastering it, which are lengthy, iterative processes all their own. And now, with my time constrained by work, parenthood, and other hobbies (like making any progress on a third book), I was realistically having trouble even putting together one new piece of music a year, and most of that would be spent on refinement, not improvisation or discovery, which are much more fun.
I decided that this was not the relationship I wanted with music. When I was a kid, up through my teenage years, I was put through piano lessons across a few different teachers. Some of those relationships went better than others (thanks Marcos, sorry Sharon). I wasn't a great pianist, but the soulfulness of the instrument and a plentiful helping of music theory stuck with me. I decided having a piano in the house was the right move to make to rediscover the joy of simply being able to play, without any fiddling or friction.
My home is not large enough for a grand piano, even a small one. It just isn't (UK homes are small). An upright just about made sense - I trawled the Piano World forums for well-liked models. Despite much of the consensus being "Don't ask the internet, try it in person you idiot", there were a few modern models from different brands that seemed to be universally recommended. At the same time I saw some high regard for digital pianos, but having last meaningfully been exposed to the things more than ten years earlier, I was skeptical.
I made my way around a handful of showrooms, and tried out a number of instruments. I learned a couple things:
1) The acoustic upright pianos that I wanted to take home consistently cost 2-3x my budget. I took a real liking to Kawai's lineup (especially the K-200, what a delightfully complex tone) - there was a Danemann that I found pleasant as well. But I have little appetite for negotiating price on something like this, and that part of the experience left me less-than-excited.
2) Digital pianos have (mostly) evolved quite a lot since I last encountered them.
I sampled digital options from Yamaha, Kawai, and Roland. Nord, despite producing very interesting options, was out of the running as they didn't seem to provide the 'furniture appliance' experience, and no dealers within a sane range offered anything from Casio.
Here is my evaluation of the various options:
Yamaha's Clavinova line seemed nice at first glance, but this luster faded quickly. The keybeds were adequate, but the quality of the sample sets and cabinet speakers produced a distinctly artificial tone, a bit muffled at best, flat at worst. Together with controls that evoked a 2003 TV remote vibe, the experiences of the CLP-735 and CLP-745 were not great.
Kawai's 2024 CA series had some interesting quirks. The keybeds were terrific, and the newest sample sets were of a higher quality than what Yamaha had to offer. The cabinet speakers across their lineup ranged from "decent" to "actually rather good". The controls were nearly as clunky as those on the Yamaha offerings. I think if my search had ended there I might have ended up taking home a CA-401 and felt good about it.
But then it was over to Roland. The keybeds were nice, to my fingers maybe a slight step back from Kawai, and the controls seemed a little more intuitive to my eyes. The sound they produced had a distinct 'feel' from the other two brands; the reason for this is that when it comes to piano simulation, the other models available under £2000 rely on complex sample sets (essentially libraries of micro-recordings of real pianos that are triggered and combined in response to the player). Roland's options instead rely on a modeling approach, where the instrument synthesizes a custom piano tone that's tailored to your taste and space. With some easy tinkering it made the instrument feel alive, and that was very interesting.
(I should note that build quality was impeccable across all three manufacturers. When you're paying over a thousand pounds for an instrument you expect it to be well made, and nobody disappointed on this front.)
The emotional, calming delight of communing with an instrument is essential part of the musical experience, and finding it in a digital instrument surprised me. Ultimately I found it in three such digital instruments during my tour, and I took home the cheapest of them: a Roland HP704. The other two - a bigger, more expensive Roland LX model and a significantly more expensive Kawai - were both very nice, but I'd found my sweet spot.
Having lived with it for a little while now, I have notes for the fine people at Roland, but none of true consequence. It's well-made, feels great to play, and has made family and guests pause to indulge in its house-filling sound from even the most random noodling sessions. It can act as a top-notch MIDI controller for those times I want to bring out the laptop. But most of all, it's simply been fun to have a piano right there in the house, ready to bring a dull moment of the day to life with no notice at all. And sometimes I'll catch my kids opening it to dawdle on the black and whites completely unprompted. I can't ask for more than that.
On AR and ChatGPT
29/03/23 10:24
Two weeks ago I bought an Apple Watch and after four days returned it without a second thought. It was a really interesting example of sprinkling a little augmented reality on top of everyday life.
On day one I mostly played with with the watch; On day two I understood that its appeal was not actually in what features it brought to the table, but that it let me have those features available at all times with no friction. The interaction with technology was, for a few specific features, virtually frictionless in an awesome way. If I wanted music on a drive, I could get into my car, and as I was pulling away just quickly ask my wrist to start playing something by Santana. Before you know it, Evil Ways is coming through the car stereo - and all it took was a lazy request that was forgotten as soon as it was spoken.
It gamified exercise, forwarded notifications to my wrist with a little tap against my skin, let me handle contactless payments, and provided a means to raise my wrist and request a song or dictate a message or whatever other thing from Siri. In fact, Siri was the key to the whole thing's appeal; here was a thing with all the casual presence of a Star Trek comm badge that could respond to my whims. But, like Siri has always done, the limits of it quickly emerge when you have to know in advance how to phrase each request, and decide what your request needs to be. "Play me something chilled, erm, no, actually instrumental and relaxing" is understandable to any human, but Siri is challenged by it. Similarly, while I could ask Siri to send a chat message on my behalf, the phrasing was odd: I had to start the command by addressing Siri, but halfway through switch the command to addressing the message recipient. “Tell my wife I’ll be at her mother’s house at three” ends up sending my wife, “I’ll be at her mother’s place at three”. It took a bit of learning and never quite felt right; being conversational with the request to Siri collided with Siri being extremely literal in the dictation.
On day three I decided that, compared to just pulling my phone out of my pocket, removing friction for a few things and introducing new friction for other things wasn't quite worth £300. On day four I went back to the Apple store and got the money back.
I think Augmented Reality, that sibling technology to Virtual Reality, has intoxicating potential to make features we take for granted in our devices today seem that much more magical. I came across this recently: AR Ski Goggles, which are already bulky (good to hide the tech) and have pretty obvious use cases (good to work out useful features): Augmented Reality Ski Goggles (kottke.org)
It got me thinking: If you're gonna chase augmented reality, you need to make the technology an ergonomically and mentally weightless addition to the 'dumb' world.
AR is not strictly about putting a virtual world over the current one, but about making virtual interactions accessible from non-virtual contexts. The Watch was almost great at this. And that I think is where ChatGPT's conversational capabilities will contribute. Ten years ago "smart" assistants were enormous piles of stateless if() statements trying to parse your speech, match it to a database of pre-written statements, and spitting back a formulaic response or action in return. An Amazon Echo you buy today is still working that way.
Arguably we’ve all faced challenges talking to somebody from a different cultural background; we might both be speaking English but that doesn’t mean we’re able to understand each other. I would put interactions with voice assistants currently in this same category of frustration. The need to learn a particular vocabulary to interact with your technology is ultimately frustrating; what seems weightless at a glance doesn’t stay that way for long. We've seen more public progress in solving that challenge from OpenAI in the last three months than in the entirety of the proceeding decade, and I’m looking forward to familiar voice assistants incorporating it. We might not notice when it happens - but when it does, I might go back and try out that Watch again.
On day one I mostly played with with the watch; On day two I understood that its appeal was not actually in what features it brought to the table, but that it let me have those features available at all times with no friction. The interaction with technology was, for a few specific features, virtually frictionless in an awesome way. If I wanted music on a drive, I could get into my car, and as I was pulling away just quickly ask my wrist to start playing something by Santana. Before you know it, Evil Ways is coming through the car stereo - and all it took was a lazy request that was forgotten as soon as it was spoken.
It gamified exercise, forwarded notifications to my wrist with a little tap against my skin, let me handle contactless payments, and provided a means to raise my wrist and request a song or dictate a message or whatever other thing from Siri. In fact, Siri was the key to the whole thing's appeal; here was a thing with all the casual presence of a Star Trek comm badge that could respond to my whims. But, like Siri has always done, the limits of it quickly emerge when you have to know in advance how to phrase each request, and decide what your request needs to be. "Play me something chilled, erm, no, actually instrumental and relaxing" is understandable to any human, but Siri is challenged by it. Similarly, while I could ask Siri to send a chat message on my behalf, the phrasing was odd: I had to start the command by addressing Siri, but halfway through switch the command to addressing the message recipient. “Tell my wife I’ll be at her mother’s house at three” ends up sending my wife, “I’ll be at her mother’s place at three”. It took a bit of learning and never quite felt right; being conversational with the request to Siri collided with Siri being extremely literal in the dictation.
On day three I decided that, compared to just pulling my phone out of my pocket, removing friction for a few things and introducing new friction for other things wasn't quite worth £300. On day four I went back to the Apple store and got the money back.
I think Augmented Reality, that sibling technology to Virtual Reality, has intoxicating potential to make features we take for granted in our devices today seem that much more magical. I came across this recently: AR Ski Goggles, which are already bulky (good to hide the tech) and have pretty obvious use cases (good to work out useful features): Augmented Reality Ski Goggles (kottke.org)
It got me thinking: If you're gonna chase augmented reality, you need to make the technology an ergonomically and mentally weightless addition to the 'dumb' world.
AR is not strictly about putting a virtual world over the current one, but about making virtual interactions accessible from non-virtual contexts. The Watch was almost great at this. And that I think is where ChatGPT's conversational capabilities will contribute. Ten years ago "smart" assistants were enormous piles of stateless if() statements trying to parse your speech, match it to a database of pre-written statements, and spitting back a formulaic response or action in return. An Amazon Echo you buy today is still working that way.
Arguably we’ve all faced challenges talking to somebody from a different cultural background; we might both be speaking English but that doesn’t mean we’re able to understand each other. I would put interactions with voice assistants currently in this same category of frustration. The need to learn a particular vocabulary to interact with your technology is ultimately frustrating; what seems weightless at a glance doesn’t stay that way for long. We've seen more public progress in solving that challenge from OpenAI in the last three months than in the entirety of the proceeding decade, and I’m looking forward to familiar voice assistants incorporating it. We might not notice when it happens - but when it does, I might go back and try out that Watch again.
